Read About Me on Suicide Girls. WTF?

woundedI have recovered well enough from a three day sugar bender and have enough energy to share this recent bit of press with you.

I was just interviewed by the infamous Tiffany Scandal. She’s a bit of a wonder — author, photographer, and model. I was honored to have a chance to stop by her blog.

Check it out here: http://tiffanyscandalsucks.com/blog/2014/12/28/meet-tom-lucas

It’s also up on Suicide Girls, if you aren’t at work or in polite company: https://suicidegirls.com/members/silencia/blog/2798799/meet-tom-lucas-author-of-pax-titanus/

And after you’re done reading, check out her amazing book, There’s No Happy Ending. Click on the image below.

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Hi all,

LitReactor. Do you know this site? I’ve been reading craft articles on this site for a few years now. One of my favorite authors, Chuck Palahniuk has written many of them.

Now there’s another great article, just posted there today.

Why so great? Why, it’s about me, Pax Titanus, and how the hell it happened.

Uh, fuck yeah.

If you have a chance, check it out!

PAX TITANUS NOW AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE

Hey Skull Crushers!

I’m pleased to announce that my new book, Pax Titanus is also now available in Kindle format.

Also, Pax Titanus is a part of the Kindle Matchbook program (US), so If you buy a new print edition of the book (or purchased one in the past), you get the Kindle Edition for FREE.

If you like rough and raunchy space opera, come on over to Amazon and saddle up.

Amazon Kindle Store US

Amazon Kindle UK

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Pax Titanus is NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Let the Age of Titanus begin.

I am pleased to announce that my new book, PAX TITANUS, is now available for purchase!!!

PAX TITANUS is the tender tale of a four-armed, war hammer wielding, intergalactic gladiator. Think comedic space opera laced with potty humor. Did you love Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy but thought, hey –- this thing needs more dirty jokes?

I got ya covered! And if this doesn’t sound appealing, I bet you have a friend who would love it.

You can purchase PAX TITANUS right now on AMAZON: http://amzn.com/1621051641

And to make the pot a little sweeter, I got a deal for you: purchase PAX TITANUS anytime this week (until Sunday 11/23) and I’ll give you a free ebook version of my first novel LEATHER TO THE CORINTHIANS. It’s DRM free and makes a lovely gift if you already own it.

Earn this valuable prize by sharing out your Amazon Purchase of PAX TITANUS on your favorite social media.

Then, MESSAGE ME at or TAG ME with my FB page — Tom Lucas (Author) — in your post and I’ll handle the rest. If you aren’t on FB, feel free to use the Contact link in the top menu to let me know.

Two for one! Gotta love America.

Thanks for your support. If PAX does well, my future looks very bright and shiny.

Now go GET BIG!

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Getting My Ass Out To Portland.

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This week, I’m packing fake blood, my laptop, and thermals and heading out to Portland for my first writing conference in a few years. What madness could steal me from my adopted perpetual-summer home in Florida?

Muthafuckin’ BIZARROCON, that’s what.

My new book, Pax Titanus, is published by Eraserhead Press, and for its grand debut (along with the two other fantabulous New Bizarro Author Series titles) they have DEMANDED that I attend this colorful and weird annual event.

OUTRAGEOUS.

Not only do I have to stand and smile, but I’m going to have to read (I am actually going to perform an interpretive dance) to a room full of interested Bizarro authors, readers, and fans. I’ll be forced to attend illuminating workshops and eat high-quality food that (I’m assured) contains no human flesh. Party poopers.

Well, fine. Publish my book and make me travel to a kickass town, have fun, and make a shitton of new friends. Just put my head in a Fisher Price FunTime Vise. At least I have been promised a Voodoo Doughnut for my trouble.

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Being Portland, I know that there will be no shortage of coffee (MY LIFE FUEL) and it’s my intention to post up at least one report from the field. I’m looking forward to sharing my experience with you. The more people I can drag into this world, the better. My plans are to listen more than speak, soak it all up, and use what I learn to do my part to corrupt an already corrupted world.

Upon my return, I’ll be blogging all the way to the OFFICIAL release of PAX TITANUS, a book I think you’re going to really dig.

Exciting times, yes indeed.

LEARN MORE ABOUT BIZARRO FICTION:

What the hell is Bizarro Fiction?
What the hell is BizarroCon?
How long was the Hundred Years’ War?
Can I really get a STD from a toilet seat?
Don’t click on this.

Now Available! Pax Titanus T-Shirts!

In anticipation of the big book release, I have added two stupendous products to my Zazzle store. Both are shirts featuring the amazing cover art on the front:

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Then you have your choice for the back of the shirt:

FAMILY FRIENDLY:

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OR NOT-SO FRIENDLY:

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No matter which you choose, you are sure to cause a commotion. Click on the shirt you like and head on over to Zazzle for the hook-up. You might have to turn off your Zazzle Content Filter on the second shirt in order to see it on the site. They don’t like to upset the kiddies and all that.