Prayer Requests

Are you hanging by a thread? Is an evil villain about to reveal their plans because you face certain death? Having trouble finding a good parking space?

This world is filled with its tragedies, and we are here to help. By using the power of the collective unconsciousness, we will take your prayer requests and beam them to every mind on the planet, harnessing electro-chemical energy of the human brain, and exponentially strengthen them so that they reach the omniscient action monitors of the Red J and the J-League.

Prepare to have your prayers answered, citizen! Leave your prayer requests below.

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