Hey, have you heard about the Pie Man?
He bakes and bakes as much as he can.
He toils and broils,
Hurries and worries,
Slurries and scurries.
Yet the baking is never done.
And with that truth
We know the beast has won.
– Third stall graffiti, (2010). Men’s room. Mel’s Truck Stop; Orlando: FL.
Take a minute, my friend, and sit down beside me. There is a world beyond the world beyond the world.
A world that you can never know unless I take you there.
And take you there I must. If I don’t I will most likely bust. I can no longer wait; my pregnant tale claws its way from my lungs to my mouth.
Let me tell you about the Pie Man. Continue reading
I’m still under NDA, but just between you and me and the Internet, I have a new book coming out in a few weeks.
I AM DYING TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT….HAVE TO WAIT JUST A BIT LONGER…
My publisher has given me a PDF version for distributing to reviewers. I’m curious if anyone out there in WordPress-land (and the greater WordPress-land area) might be interested? I’m looking for folks with book review blogs and the like.
It’s a novella. You can read it in an afternoon.
It’s the tender story of a four-armed war hammer wielding intergalactic gladiator. Think comedic space opera laced with potty humor.
Interested? Reply below to secure your review copy today.
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