The first month of 2013 has come to a close. Do you have plans for this year?
The foolish sheep who believed the corrupt Mayans and their suspect calendar have been proven wrong. There’s a reason books on Mayan prophecy have been marked half-off and moved to the fiction section of Barnes & Noble. HA HA HA!
True believers, such as the Official Sidekicks of the Big Red J never had a doubt. He and the J-League have stopped world-ending plots from the very beginning.
Do no doubt. Do not despair. Our God will protect us all.
2013 is a year like any other. Evil exists everywhere, villains plot our demise, and hate lurks in the shadows. Join us in our plans to face the nefarious minions head on. We come to serve justice and chew bubble gum. And we are all out of bubble gum.
The Red J is waiting for you. Waiting for you to step-up and be a part of the solution and not the pollution. Follow HIM and the Church by clicking on the “I SUBMIT” button on the left. We’ll send you our exclusive brochure and get you on the path of righteousness.
Until next time, stay vigilant!